March 3, 2010

No, I wasn’t.

If you are. I was trying to it access internet in your room and like yeah why crime substitue of someone could please business anything. It’s weird that I need to get around. Just want to talk to you soon, Bye.

Whacking somebody and replacing them with a criminal figure is just what it takes to please the Internet, sometimes. Sorry kid, that’s just the way it is.

October 15, 2009

I said BYE.

Hey, I’m calling you because you might need to Magic Numbers, so if you’re doing a voice transfer or if they came to your not voice transfer number transfer if you can give you call. Bye. Anyway, I guess I’ll text you. Bye.
I’m afraid my desire to Magic Numbers cannot be fulfilled through voicemail.

October 2, 2009

Powerbook for sale. Schizofrenic split personality buyer ideal.

Hi. This is for Jesco Justin, My name is George calling you back the About the car but the laptop. I just missed your call. If you give me a call back. My number here is area code ________ again. My name is Jordan calling about the powerbook she. Ford, I will be in San Jose sprawl all today, so get back to me. Thank you very much. The number again is ________. Thanks a lot. Bye.

At least we can tell what this voicemail is About, right?

(via thevalue)

October 1, 2009

Mom, you gotta stop calling me that.

Hey baby, it’s your mom. I’m just leaving the same messages that I left on your cellphone that your dad. Well investor is she. Merchant, whatever the the only thing and this time and you just have to do you had posted in it and recovery and doing fine so so glad missing a name or any more serious than that happened since you are not the easiest person to us, so hopefully that’ll will be ready when you have a Thailand. We are going up so hey Ryan, This is signing your industry. Sounds good to hear the caller’s. So anyway, I will talk to you later. Love you. Bye. And you know.
To be fair, I do have a Thailand a few times a week.